SiiCK K9



This page is dedicated to the (insert rank here) SiiCK K9 of Hunters of Methedras. I run the RuneScape foundation of Fat Phats Ltd (founded by a predecessor). See below for more information!



Frequently Asked Questions


1.   Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?


 * A: You can find out in this GIF image ->

2.   Q: Were you maxed? Do you have a Maxing video?
 * A: Yup! It's not available for public view.

3.   Q: How do I get along with SiiCK K9?


 * A: Read the following:

4.   Q: Can I have a loan or can you let me have money?
 * Talk politics.
 * Hold a discussion regarding the field of Economics.
 * Don't beg.
 * Don't ask for a loan or a free handout.
 * Laugh at my jokes.
 * This section is still under construction.


 * A: See FAQ #3.

5.   Q: Do you abuse your power in the clan? If so, how?


 * A: Yes. Visual demonstration on hand:





FAT PHATS LTD.
FAT PHATS LTD.

Every day hundreds of children, humans, and cookies are starving in poor rural villages.

I ask, nay, I plead for your assistance in the alleviation of world hunger.

Having conducted several intensive surveys, I can confirm that every phat owner in rs weighs at least 500 pounds. Including myself.

Doing some intense mathematics on my TI-84 Plus Silver Edition Calculator, I have arrived at the conclusion that we, together, can END WORLD HUNGER.

If all the phat owners out there skipped one of their 17 meals a day, the entirety of the m alnourishment plaguing third world countries would be delayed for 4 months.

I personally weigh 562 pounds, and eat a small meal every 40 minutes. I alone have saved 500 children. Together, we can do this. If you need help I have built dietary plans to delay calorie intake to 10000 calories a day. I know it sounds hard, but it is possible.

<span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Fat For Phats, ending world hunger 23 pixels at a time.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Please PLEDGE YOUR SUPPORT.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">proof for tha edjumacated peepel:

<p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">A clear and direct correlation between body mass and the amount of pixelated paper crafted multicolored crowns one posses can easily be found. The vast majority of partyhat owners are corpulent, and to maintain such a stately figure, must consume vast amounts of calories each day. <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none"><span style="font-size:10.0pt;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"">Further proof is demonstrated because they bought out EDIBLES. Why? Clearly, the answer lies in the fact that you can EAT edibles. Their inner psyche prompted, nay, forced them to consume such treats even with pixelated representations of themselves. The proof I have presented is a more than solid foundation for my claims. Verity is undeniable. <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">  <p class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom:0in;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height: normal;mso-pagination:none;mso-layout-grid-align:none;text-autospace:none">